Thursday, November 20, 2014

Life and Times of a Journey




For the past hour, or so, there had been a quiet murmur of conversation between Graeme Elliott and his colleague, Charles Wilfrey-Turner. They had been deeply engrossed in making the final connections to the flight computer built into the spaceship they were constructing in an old, disused hangar. Some other people were responsible for the drives and the warp engines but Graeme and Charles had been the electronics wizards needed to design the chips and the programming for the computers. 

Charles leaned back, “I think that’s about it. Let’s go up to the flight deck, put the power on and cool off a bit.” 
Both of them were sweating profusely. It was hot in the electronics bay so they were both anxious to get the cooling systems on to protect the circuits; they were less concerned about themselves but both knew they could really do justice to a long, cold, drink. 
The soft seats on the flight deck molded themselves to their bodies.
Gradually the screens came to life, flickering a little at first, then resolving into views of the outside and a couple of displays showing the systems on the ship. There were no windows to look out of the ship, all the views to the crew came through external cameras positioned to give maximum coverage. 
The seats were separated by a centre console containing the switching for several systems; the right hand seat had the monitors for the systems and controls circuits for those systems, the left hand seat had the controls for the ship and the navigation console. 

Behind Graeme and Charles was a bulkhead into which two hatches had been built so that they could enter and exit the flight deck into the living quarters.
The quarters were cramped and confined, mostly given over to freezers for the food and drink packs required for several years in space. 
Forward of the flight deck were the positional gyros that spun endlessly around the three axes necessary for the control of the ship. In front of the gyros were storage areas for more food and water and, forward again, were the shields that would, in theory, protect the crew from meteors and space dust. 
Behind the living quarters there were the drive units, primary and main drives.
The primaries would take the ship out of earth atmosphere and the ellipse of planetary orbit. Once the Van Allen belt had been cleared the crew would fire up the main drives and make their heading according to the indication on the navigational computer.
At seventy three per cent of the speed of light, point seven three C, the fold motors would become operational and turn space into a huge ripple so that the ship could leap from one ripple to the next leaving space to flatten itself out again.
By this means they would traverse light years in moments. The fold motors were massive beams, four of them, jutting out horizontally from the side of the ship on great cantilever arms. 
At each leap the cameras would record the star positions and enter them on the computer for a record of their journey. The computer would keep track of the journey and their position in space by resolving the pictures into a three-dimensional image that would locate the ship at its centre.
‘Always know where Earth is’ was the theme of the programming for the navigational computer. 
The idea was to triangulate. Go out so many light years, turn ‘left’ at a right angle so many light years and then return to Earth. Ideally they would go on a three, four, five trip. This would give them a right-angled triangle. Go out forty light years, cross thirty light years and come back the fifty light years to complete the third leg of the trip. Unfortunately there were no stars precisely located for this plan to be effective and so the course had been modified to accommodate the difference, small though it was. 
Graeme and Charles went through the checks quietly and efficiently. No short cuts could, or would, be taken. Even the smallest error in their computations and programming would be the difference between success and failure—life and death.
They were well aware that James and Manfred had been through the primary and main drives with equal care and precision, and that Stuart, Terence and Jonathan had carried out tests to exhaustion on the fold motors. 
All the other systems people had been fastidious in the extreme right down to the people who had planned the food and drink and the professor from Boston that had measured every inch of the interior of the ship to make sure that his calculations for the oxygen converter were sound. 
Nothing was left to chance. The fuel reserves were adequate for all imaginable emergencies and the major systems all had automatic back-up, many were on active redundancy, so that there would never be a moment when nothing was in control. 
Graeme stretched, “I think that’s it, Mate. Let’s go and see who’s going to fly this baby.” 
Charles looked at him, “As long as it’s no you or I,” he spoke slowly in his soft Scottish accent.
“I cannot believe that you would not wish to go up in the first ever interstellar craft. You come from generations of explorers and travellers and you really don’t want to go out into space?” Graeme finished on the rising note of an interrogative sentence. 
“Aye, well. It’s no everyone’s cup of tea. You might be glad to get out there and be a hero for future generations but my family has finished with that. I’ll stay here, if it’s all the same to you,” Charles pushed the last of his tools and test equipment back into his bag and stood, turning, to wait for Graeme. 
Graeme was very precise with his tools and had everything laid out so that it all went back into the roll and the box exactly as it had come out and precisely as clean.
Happy at last he stood, “Right, Mate. Let’s go hear the numbers.”
He grinned at Charles who pretended to be disinterested. 



Roughly two hundred and fifty people were in the hall at the back of the hangar. Most of them were technicians but there was a fair smattering of clerks and accountants who had been responsible for organising the contracts and pay for everybody involved. Charles tried to speak to Graeme but he was not heard above the din of people all excitedly talking to each other. He pulled at Graeme’s sleeve.
Graeme leaned towards him, “What is it, Mate?” he shouted at Charles’ ear. 
“This is madness. If anything happens nobody will know with this noise,” Charles was incapable of shouting. 
“I don’t think they’ve laid on anything to eat. Let’s try to get nearer the front.” 
Charles gave up and valiantly tried to follow Graeme as he forged through the throng. 
Twenty minutes later, just as Charles was trying to get Graeme’s attention, there was a tapping from the direction of a raised dais at the end of the hall that had been loosely designated as ‘the front’. 
“People, people,” a lady’s voice trilled, “Listen, everybody,” she continued. 
At last the hubbub gradually died down in stages. A few times it appeared as if it would become loud again but some insistent ‘shushing’ from the back reminded everyone to be quiet. 
Lady Madeleine Stokes, wife of the late Sir Arthur, held centre stage rather like a battleship holds centre of a formation of fighting ships. Graeme thought she had stepped straight out of an Agatha Christie novel complete with huge fur boa. He even imagined there was a small head dangling down her left breast until he saw that the small, beady eyes were, in fact, buttons. 
“Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please,” she continued to trill happily, “It gives me great pleasure to introduce the man who undertook all the planning in pursuit of this dream of my late husband’s, after his untimely death four years ago, so that he will inform you of the decision of the flight committee about who will go into space in this great venture that you have so recently, and so brilliantly, completed.” 
The whole hall inhaled deeply in sympathy for Lady Madeleine’s tortured lungs. 
“I am also sorry to have to inform you, Professor Harrison, after all that sterling work that you have put in, that we believe that your countrymen were responsible for the death of Arthur, rest his soul, and that places you outside the parameters necessary to qualify for this mission because of potential sympathies and risk to yourself for being such an important cog in these wheels.” 
The hall inhaled again. 
Graeme and Charles looked around but failed to see Professor Harrison. 
“He’s getting on a bit for this, anyway,” Charles whispered, “He must be pushing sixty or sixty five.” 
“No. I shouldn’t think this will take long,” Graeme nodded. 
Charles shook his head and peered up at Lady Madeleine who had just taken another deep breath. 
“I give you,” she paused for effect, “Dr. James McArthur.” 
Everybody dutifully clapped and one or two cheered—perhaps thinking it was the right thing to do, given the circumstances, or, perhaps, they knew him. Mostly people were glad she had kept that bit short. 
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We have taken into consideration your professed wants and your apparent state of health. Some of you, as well you will be aware, are less than in perfect health and some of you are short of peak fitness as is witnessed by your girth. I notice, John, that your corporation has become almost an international one over the last few years.” 
There was a little guffawing and movement over to Graeme and Charles’ left. 
John Ede, nicknamed the ‘veritable’ Ede, called out, “It’s your own fault for laying on good food for the troops, James,” 
“An army marches on its stomach, John.” 
“I challenge anyone to start marching on mine!” John laughed good-naturedly. He had no need to feel embarrassed, every member of the crew knew him to be kind, helpful and entirely guileless. He was a popular and knowledgeable man with an expansive sense of humour, “Anyway, James, this little scout ship is just too damn small for the likes of me. Let me know when you start building cruisers, at least.” 
James grinned at him from the dais, “Very well, then. Let’s get on with it.” 
Somebody shouted, ‘About bloody time!” 
Everybody, including James, laughed.  
“Yes, I know you’re impatient to get at the food in the back. The ‘Taj Mahal’ from the town have kindly sent up some grub in the hope that we will paint their name on the side of the ship. We are not actually certain they are aware what type of ship we are building but it would take a hell of a telescope to see their logo once we’ve left Earth orbit!” 
The population of the hall laughed again and somebody called out “Three cheers for the ‘Taj’—hip, hip!” 
Everybody joyfully played the game and cheered heartily. 
James let the assembled throng settle and then coughed to clear his throat.
“Right, then. The Skipper is to be Graeme Edgeley.” 
Heads turned and necks craned to see where Graeme was. They all wanted to see his reaction. He had not reacted. He had looked at Charles and asked him who it was. 
“Seems the Skipper is your own wee self, Graeme. And very happy I am for you, too. Bring me back a stick of rock from Betelgeuse—or where-ever it is you’ll be ending up.” 
“Me? Bloody hell. Me? Ye Gods and little fishes.” 
He had never expected this. There were so many people on the project that he was certain that he would be overlooked. He was sure that his tinnitus would rule him out.
He looked back towards the stage, “Are you sure, James? I’m a bit deaf, you know.” 
"Yes, Graeme, we know and have taken that into account. We feel that you have the qualities needed for leading this mission and the ability to see it through. See you when you get back,” he smiled happily. 
Graeme looked stunned. Secretly, he was quite proud to have this honour. Inside he was tremendously buoyed by being chosen and was looking forward to being a pioneer in space. 
James continued, “Your colleague on this trip should be somebody with whom you have a proven track record of camaraderie with. Someone you know that you can trust implicitly and with an absolute knowledge of the ship’s systems,” James nodded sagely, held up his piece of paper and carefully enunciated, “Charles Sime-Templeton is selected as Systems Technician for the trip.” 
Everybody knew that Charles was averse to going. A dull hush fell on the crowd as they all turned towards him. 
“Aye, well. A reluctant hero, then. If that’s it, so be it. I’ll go and pack my bags.” 
“After the curry, Charles. Might not be a good idea to have another one once you’re in the ship, what?” James chuckled and blew a raspberry to illustrate the point that needed no illustration. 
Charles grimaced at him, everyone else smiled and turned towards the back room and the waiting curry. 



Neither Graeme nor Charles had anticipated the vast crowds that had turned out to see them off. There had been little publicity in the newspapers as the organisers had wanted to keep the while thing a low-key affair in case of failure.
Naturally, nobody thought that there would be problems but with so much new technology involved there was always the possibility of a last minute, embarrassing hiccup. 
The two crew members walked over to the bucket, opened the front door and stepped in. Graeme pushed the button marked ‘retract’ and the hydraulic jacks smoothly raised them from the floor and drew them, at forty-five degrees, into the ship. Both of them waved to the crowds even as Graeme closed the outer airlock door to hide them from view. 
“What was the point of waving, Graeme? The people are so far away from the launch pad they wouldn’t see us.” 
“TV. Cameras with long lenses. People have digital cameras with zoom lens. Some people may have binoculars.” 
“They could be surprised if there is a brief burst of nuclear sunshine and, presto! No spaceship.” 
“Well, we won’t care, my cheerful little ray of non-nuclear sunshine. We will, as the saying goes, be observing the proceedings from the molecular level at that point.” 
“That’s cheering, by the way,” Charles said over his shoulder as he led the way up to the flight deck. 
It took them thirty minutes to go through the pre-flight checks before Graeme said, “OK. Power on.” 
Charles reached up above his head and flicked a switch. Lights lit up the console and the screens started to glow. 
“Power ‘On’. Batteries stable; battery temperature steady.” 
Another forty minutes starting up the systems and Graeme said, “Anti-gravity pads ‘On’.”
Charles flicked another switch and observed the gauges for a few seconds, “Anti-gravity pads ‘On’ and steady at one ‘g’. All systems are in the green and ready to go. Selecting Nav and Comms ‘On’.” 
Graeme watched the frequency come up on the UHF panel, grunted and spoke into his boom microphone, “Launch pad control, launch pad control. Message. Over.” 
A brief hiss of white noise and then, “Space Maiden this is launch pad control. Pass your message. Over.” 
Graeme and Charles looked at each other, frowning, “When did we become ‘Space Maiden’?” 
Graeme shrugged, “Must be some sort of PR exercise. Maiden flight into space, sort of thing.” 
“Jings. What next?” 
“Control, er... Space Maiden. We are ready to float. Permission to ascend to FL100 for secondary drive fire-up?” 
“Maiden. Permission granted. No traffic above.” 
“Control, thank you. Listening out.” 
Graeme looked over at Charles, “This is it, Chum.” 
“Aye. Let’s go.” 
Under Graeme’s left hand was a small joystick that controlled forwards, backwards, left and right as usual but had an additional refinement of also controlling up and down by pulling up on it or pushing down. Graeme pulled gently up on it.
There was no sensation of movement but the gauge slowly wound down to point nine g, point eight g, and maintained the downwards sweep until, at last, it said ‘zero’ and then minus nought point one. The radio altimeter registered a rise as the legs came off the ground and the ship moved gracefully upwards. Several minutes later, at ten thousand feet, Graeme neutralised the joystick and pushed down slightly until the gauge read ‘zero’. The ship stopped rising and hovered at that altitude. 
Charles said that it might be a good idea to do the next one in ‘auto’ to check the system. 
Graeme nodded his agreement and pressed the transmit button on the forward control column. “Control. Maiden. Holding at FL100. Repeat, holding at FL one zero zero. Acknowledge. Over.” 
“Maiden. Control. Acknowledged. We have you at FL one zero zero. You are clear to start secondary drive units. Over.” 
Graeme suddenly realised it was James in the control tower and mentioned it to Charles. 
“I bet he pushed hard for that. There’ll be tears in the wain’s eyes, ye ken.” 
Graeme chuckled and watched the gauges for the secondary drive units climb steadily into the green, “Secondaries on line and batteries charging. Battery temperature rising, charge rate decreasing, temperature stabilising. Secondaries all in the green. Starting air circulation.” 
“Phew. That’s better. Starting to get a bit clammy in here. We’re ready for climb-out and primaries now.” 
Graeme pressed transmit again, “Control. Maiden. Message, over.” 
“Maiden. Control. Pass message, over.” 
“Control. All systems green. Secondaries running. Permission to ascend to FL1000, repeat, FL one zero zero zero to start primaries. Request clearance from space debris and satellite traffic. Over.” 
“Maiden. Control. Hold please,” Graeme counted thirty five before James replied, “Maiden. You are clear of overhead traffic for twenty minutes. Permission to proceed to FL one zero zero zero.” 
“Control. Thank you. Climbing out. Out.” 
Graeme pulled up on the joystick again. Once more the gauge sank to minus point one, point two. The rad alt climbed a little faster this time. Charles checked the pressurisation state and gave Graeme a thumbs up, “Holding at point eight atmosphere.” 
A hundred thousand feet. Hover again and fire up the primary drives. Now the inertial computer started to register forward speed. 
“Control. Maiden. We are making fifteen hundred feet per second on primary idle. Preparing to lift into orbit. Request traffic clearance. Over.” 
“Maiden. You are not clear for three minutes. Please hold, will advise.” 
Graeme and Charles looked at the side screens and saw that they were almost over Eastern Europe now. Afghanistan was getting closer. 
“That was a braw curry the other night,” Charles mentioned. 
“Bloody good, eh? Thought of India approaching, did you?” 
“Aye. Maybe we’ll go there when we get back. Get an original one.” 
“Maiden. Control. You are clear for sixteen minutes. Good luck. Over.” 
“Control. Thank you. Will comply. Lifting now. Out.” 
Graeme edged the primary throttles forward and eased up on the small joystick. The inertial computer started registering large numbers on the speed indicator and the radio altimeter began counting off in miles rather than feet. 
Charles set a course on the navigational computer that would take them out at an angle of fifteen degrees to the ecliptic. Graeme selected Auto Nav ‘On’ and watched the screen shift and rotate. Now the rear view showed Pakistan and most of the sub-continent becoming smaller and smaller. 
The radio altimeter gave up and passed control to the nav computer. The speed started to come up in fractions of ‘C’ - the speed of light. Small at first but coming up to the point one marker. The moon, still small at this altitude, slid past under the starboard camera. 
“Point one ‘C’ coming up. Start check list for main drives,” Graeme said.
Charles grunted and went through the motions until, eventually, Graeme pressed the main drive start button. Anxiously they both watched the gauges climb.
This was a system that could not be run on the ground on Earth. The forward velocity needed to be above point one ‘C’ before firing these motors up or the blast would catch up with them and turn everything to steam—including Graeme and Charles. 
The gauges went into the green. Graeme and Charles looked at each other, checked the speed dial and noted it was just over the point one, looked at each other again.
Charles nodded. Graeme pressed ‘Main Drive Ignition’. 
Even with the inertial dampers and the anti-grav pads there was a gut-wrenching surge of power that pushed them both hard into the seats. 
Graeme compiled a short message giving the details so far and sent it on a burst transmission towards Earth. He knew there would be no reply—they would be well out of radio range by the time the reply arrived. 
Two days later they were past the orbit of Pluto and looking at a velocity of point seven ‘C’ still at fifteen degrees. Charles entered the codes for the navigational computer to aim for the next waypoint. Graeme crosschecked the codes and pressed ‘Enter’. They both watched in anguished anticipation as the gauge crept up to the red line at point seven three ‘C’. 
The computer took over. They watched the stars gently rotate wondering why there hadn’t been a colour shift on the screens.
Eventually the new course registered and the gauge hit the red line. Both of them sub-consciously squeezed the arm-rests until their knuckles were white. This was one more item that could not be tested on Earth. The fold motors. 
Graeme glanced at the clock, frowned, and felt his intestinal tract turn to water. The sense of vertigo was overwhelming. He tried to lift himself out of the seat to get back to the toilet but was too weak to lift himself up. He tried to focus on the sick-bag that was in the pocket on the left side of his seat but his eyes failed to co-operate. He managed to grope it up and then fervently hoped that it was big enough. 
At last his body returned to normal. He sat back, gasping for air feeling weak and disorientated. He turned to Charles to check he was all right. There was nobody in the other seat. He pulled himself out and fell back into the living accommodation.
Leaning heavily on the small table he surveyed Charles eating from a bag of crisps, “You look a wee bit grey, my friend.” 
“Grey? Grey? Ye Gods. Never again. Never, ever, in my entire life do I want to go through that hell again. I shall never be able to stand upright again. What the hell happened?” 
“I watched the stars go kind’ve flat on the screens, then they changed position so I got up and went for a snack. What happened to you?” 
“I turned inside out,” he held up the bag, “I’m going to empty this,” he stumbled towards the toilet. 
Charles heard more emptying of stomach contents and then the flush operated. 
Graeme re-appeared still pale, “How come you weren’t affected?” 
“Generations of travellers and explorers, I expect. Probably why I was chosen for this wee trip.” 
“I think I have developed a strong and irrational hatred towards you.” 
Charles grinned, “They did say, in the briefing, that we may suffer some discomfort during the fold.” 
“Discomfort? Holy shit! Discomfort, you say. Can we go home now?” 
“Not without another fold operation,” Charles grinned hugely again.
He was, he had to admit to himself, enjoying this even though he was concerned for Graeme’s health. 
They returned to the flight deck after Graeme had had a chance to recover.
Charles surveyed the screens and scanning equipment, “You will be pleased to note, however, that we have arrived near a system as planned. There will be no need to go into fold again immediately.” 
Graeme groaned. Just the thought of going through that again was more than enough to deter him from any enthusiasm. 
“There would appear, from preliminary scans, to be several planets in the system. Two of them are about the right distance from the star, according to conventional wisdom, to be at the right temperature to support life. Do you want to start at the one closest to the star or the other one?” 
“Asteroids? Comets?” 
“There is an asteroid belt just in from a gas giant that looks similar to Jupiter. I don’t detect any comets yet.” 
“Probably best to go close in and then pick up the outer one on our way out.” 
“Inner one it is, then. I’ll just tap in the numbers for the computer. We’ll have to keep an eye out for stray bodies.” 
They edged in closer and closer until, at last, they could get a view of the inner planet. It was really the third one out from the star, they discovered, but the other two were far too hot to support life in conventional terms. Once in orbit they used radar to map the planet and infrared to look at thermal differences. The overall temperature of the planet was rather more than a hundred and twenty degrees centigrade; the coolest areas were still well up in the eighties. No ice caps and almost no water to speak of. Most of it was in the form of clouds, thick and roiling with lightning storms. 
They broke orbit and climbed out of the ecliptic to describe a curved course over the star to the next planet out. 
This time they went into orbit before deploying sensors. This planet was icy. Very nearly completely covered in ice, rumpled and cracked there were vast fissures radiating from several points. The epicentre of each series of crevasses seemed to be a point of higher ground underneath the ice. Only around the equator was there a band of liquid water and a few small areas of dry land.
Most of the land was islands but one isthmus crossed from north to south connecting the two ice caps. Charles wondered at the effects on tidal flow caused by that land block. Graeme supposed that the sea level would be much higher one side than the other. He had also discovered that the sea extended for a considerable distance under the ice, both north and south, at an equable temperature. 
“Why do you think that the ice edges aren’t straight. Is it possible that there are local variations in climate that would cause the curved edges?” Graeme suggested. 
“I should think that coriolis effect would be to blame for that. Ice is still a fluid, when all is said and done,” Charles responded quietly. He was focussed intently on the screen showing the land crossing, “There’s plants on that land and there’s algal growths in the sea. Perhaps there’s something eating the plants. The potential for development is limited given the small amount of territory available to them but still...,” he tailed off, musing to himself. 
“Limited? The land bridge is nearly two hundred miles across and a good thousand miles long. Some of those islands are as big as Britain, for heaven’s sake. How big a plot do they need to grow vegetables?” 
“Perhaps they eat fish. We should collect as much data as possible and then let someone else come and sort it all out.” 
“Agreed. Landing could be a problem if there’s things that are going to nibble on us for lunch.” 
“Or pathogens inimical to our form of life.” 
“Quite. Nothing like a set of inimics to cramp your life-style.” 
Charles glanced over at Graeme and grinned at him, “Feeling better, are we?” 
Graeme grunted again, “I was trying to forget that. Thanks for reminding me, oh, evil one!” 
Charles laughed and, together, they examined what they could from low orbit including thousands of high resolution digital photographs that were all stored on the ship’s computer ready for Charles to sort out later. 


“Are you ready?” Charles regarded Graeme solemnly. 
They were at the Kuiper Belt and about to engage the fold motors. The computer had all the necessary information but had put on hold. Graeme looked at the speed, they were making just short of point seven four ‘C’. 
“No. But there’s no choice, Mate. Just punch it in.” 
He took a deep breath and squeezed his eyes shut. Almost instantly the computer took them into fold; almost equally instantly Graeme felt his stomach churn into a liquid mess, his brain started doing circuits of the flight deck and the urge to vomit was irrepressible. This time he had the bag ready—a really big one. 
“Fancy a wee snack? I’m frying some bacon and eggs,” Charles grinned at Graeme who peered hollowly at him, “I must say, you don’t look too well. I wonder why you get hit and I do not. Strange, don’t you think?” 
Graeme’s lip curled up, “Sometimes I consider the possibility of watching the effects of almost total vacuum on the human physiology by throwing you out of the door.” 
“Airlock, Graeme. It’s called an airlock, ye ken?” 
“Where are we?” Graeme buried his head in his hands as he asked. 
“Decelerating nicely into a new system. This one has fewer planets than the last so I hold little hope of better success in the life stakes. The Oort cloud is a bit thicker—as is the Kuiper Belt and the asteroid belt so I should suppose that the agglomerates that make up the system failed to coagulate into sizeable mass as they did in the last system or our own solar system.” 
“Fascinating,” Graeme favoured Charles with a look of profound boredom.
“Did anybody remember to pack travel sickness pills?” 
“Aye. I put ginger pills in the medicine rack. We... I... forgot all about them. Perhaps you should try them next time.” 
“Next time? Oh, God,” Graeme grumbled into his hands, “Ginger? What good are ginger pills?” 
“Chinese sailors swear by them to prevent sea-sickness. Can’t do any harm.” 
Graeme shook his head slowly and collapsed gently onto the table top. 
Just over twenty four hours later they were in low orbit around a planet that was approximately the same size as Earth. It was covered in wispy white clouds, had two polar ice caps and lush vegetation around the equatorial belt. The scanners showed them some large desert areas but also, when they passed the night side, use of energy that proved to be fire. 
“Fire? That means civilisation,” Graeme suggested. 
“Not necessarily. We could debate whether there is intelligent life on Earth. The use of fire only represents a step towards development—not civilisation,” Charles thought out loud, “Still. It would be interesting to find out,” he mused. 
They spent a week looking at all the evidence including high resolution photographs. They really did not want to get too close in case they infected a growing civilisation with the sight of a damn great ship descending from the heavens - who knows what harm that could do? That led to all sorts of theological debates between the two of them; Graeme was a devout atheist whereas Charles was a member of the Free Church of Scotland. Ultimately they had to agree to disagree because there was no logic or evidence that would swing the argument in either one’s favour. 
Once they had the photographs and the various scans from radar, infra-red, ultra-violet, filtered images and even a form of ultra-sound, they examined and debated the collection of images. There appeared to be no orderly rows of houses and no fields. Small plots of land that were filled with the same type of plants but no organised agrarian culture. 
They found it was difficult to assess the people. Certainly they were bipeds but the view, as it was, from above did not give any clue as to their appearance.
People seldom lie down outside unless they have sufficient leisure time to enjoy their surroundings. Clearly this was not the case. They came to the conclusion, between them, that this was a hunter-gatherer population with the beginnings of agriculture.
No livestock in pens so possibly no milk or milk products. Eggs would be collected in season and used immediately - possibly as a seasonal treat. Since the plots were surrounded by fairly crude looking huts within some type of enclosure they surmised that all was not peaceful and that some sort of warfare existed or there were predatory animals. 
Satisfied that they had accumulated as much data as they could and conscious of food and fuel supplies, they decided to leave orbit and head back to Earth. 
Graeme dutifully swallowed the ginger pills offered by Charles, picked up his large plastic bag and clenched his stomach ready for, what he considered to be inevitable, gut-wrenching exercise of fold-space. 
He watched Charles carefully peel an orange, smelt the tang of it in the air and mused, with considerable misgivings, that this was not going to help. The speed gauge slowly crept up to point seven three ‘C’; the computer kicked in the fold motors and Graeme’s head turned inside out. 



He came out of the toilet to Charles’ announcement that they were inbound from Neptune and that Saturn was visible on the forward screen at maximum magnification. 
Much as it was in Graeme’s mind to say that he didn’t really care if Charles could see Uranus through the keyhole. He kept his acerbic comments to himself, he was just grateful that this was it. This was the last time he would have to go through that hell. Now he could hand over the problem to James and John ‘The Veritable’ Ede and let them figure out why he was so ill and Charles could suck oranges and eat crisps while going through fold. 
“Have you told them we’re back?” 
“Aye. Sent a burst transmission a few minutes ago. Told them where to look for us so they can get their pocket telescopes out.” 
“You sure this is the Solar system? I’d hate for the computer to have got it wrong and brought us out somewhere else. Can you imagine being entirely lost and spending the last drop of fuel on a guess?” 
Even Charles shuddered, “No. We are back. All the sensors and scanners indicate that this is the Solar system. Strange thing, though.” 
Graeme’s heart sank. He hated it when Charles said that, “What’s strange?” 
“No radio traffic.” 
“Aren’t we a bit far out?” 
“We should still get bits of BBC that leaked through the ionosphere. Of course, it would be a bit old - like yesterday’s news but it would be new to us. And welcome. Well, there’s none. Odd, that.” 
Graeme was non-committal. He went back to the toilet to be ill again, ‘So much for bloody ginger tablets,’ he thought. 

Both of them stared, horrified, at the screens. Occasionally, one of them would peer at the computer, shake his head and go back to the screens.  
They had snuck quickly back through the van Allen belt with Charles becoming ever more distraught at the lack of communication. They slipped into low orbit and killed the secondaries. 
“Control. Maiden. Message. Over,” Graeme tried again and again out of desperation and vain hope. 
No answer. 
Earth was a glowing heap. No life, nothing. The computer said that they had been away for two hundred and eighty years. The South Atlantic, such as remained, had an extra island. It was a vast crescent shaped land mass pointing at West Africa. Argentina had a massive scar across it where Buenos Aires might have been. The rate of Earth’s rotation had increased so that one day was now twenty three and three quarter hours. 
“Nearly three hundred years. Do you see that? Nearly three hundred years. How does this come about? When did the asteroid hit? Was anyone we know alive?” 
“Does it matter? Clearly everyone—everything, was killed. Einstein said that as you get nearer the speed of light so your mass increases and time dilates. We‘ve been flying at nearly three quarters the speed of light and, maybe, fold space affects things as well in ways we neither know nor would understand.” 
“I don’t feel older.” 
“In real time, to us, we are only a few months older. That three months to someone who as been travelling at ‘normal’ speed must have seemed like we were barely moving. Just think, you could have been throwing up for over a year at a time, to coin a phrase.” 
“I feel no better for that observation, thank you, Charles.” 
“Our plan now is? What?” 
“What have we got left in the way of fuel and provisions? We could try broadcasting on all frequencies to see if someone picks it up somewhere. Well, somebody might have got away, you never know.” 
“I’ll check the food and water and run the calculator over the oxygen generators. You do an accurate fuel check and start broadcasting. How’s that?” 
“If we’re short anywhere then it’s into the sun, then?” 
“No need to be that desperate yet. Yet.” Charles emphasized the last word as if to indicate that this could well be answer. That or fade away somewhere in space to be discovered by explorers from another planet in the future. 

They met again an hour later in the accommodation room. Charles had made tea and broken out a pack of biscuits. 
“Looks like bad news,” Graeme observed the pouring and the adding of powdered milk and sugar. 
“We’ve got rations to last another few months so no problem there. It’s fuel that could be the major set-back.” 
“We have enough for one fold of, maybe, eighty light years. That will not leave an awful lot for manoeuvring at the other end.” 
“So fifty light years would be within limits and leave landing fuel?” 
“That’s about it. We won’t be able to charge up the electric toothbrushes once we’re there but we’ll be on an oxygen planet.”
They both had the same idea. Get back to the last planet. A sparse agrarian economy could support them better than a dead Earth. 
“How long do you think we’ll have been away by the time we get there?” Graeme asked. 
“Not sure. It’ll be over a hundred years if our measurements here are accurate.” 
“Got any more ginger pills?” Graeme grimaced and turned back to the flight deck. 
Charles imagined Graeme’s discomfort. He had thought that there would be no more and then they had both been hit with the realisation that, not only had everyone on Earth been wiped out but, even had they not, there would be nobody left that they knew.
And who knew what sort of civilisation there would be nearly three hundred years on. Still, any sort of civilisation would be better than this. 
Charles climbed into his seat and peered at the screens again. He was still hanging on to a desperate hope that they would, at last, find someone alive; some semblance of organisation remaining intact under the devastation. Nothing. He sighed and started to go through the procedures for bringing the navigational computers back on line. 
Just for the sake of the thing, they checked the moon on the way out. Then they looked at Mars and Titan hoping to find a last surviving colony. There was nothing. Everything was dead. Cold, bleak and desolate. 

Graeme looked at the Kuiper belt and remarked that it was a bit sparse, “I’d always rather fancied it to be quite a thick collection of rocks. Actually, it’s hard to spot anything out there.” 
“Might have been a good idea to pack a woman, or two,” Charles said. 
Graeme looked at him, surprised. 
“Well. When you said ‘sparse’ I thought that female companionship has been a bit thin on the ground recently. Given the outcome of this mission it might have been a good idea to bring women.” 
“We’d have got ugly ones with huge brains. Besides, it’s always easier to be a historian than a prophet. We thought we’d come back as heroes and, potentially, take our pick of the hero’s spoils. Instead we’ve got precious bloody little!” 
“We’re coming up to speed. Want to lie down, or something?” 
“No. I took those bloody pills. They might work this time. Huh!” 
Graeme gripped his bag tightly and hoped that it wouldn’t be as bad this time. 
He came to with Charles leaning over him with a concerned look on his face. 
“I thought I’d lost you there. We’ll have to stop doing this, it gets worse each time.” 
“Was that a joke? Happily there will be insufficient fuel to do it again. Whatever else, this is definitely the last fold we do. Are we there?” 
“Aye. We are that. We are on the approach to the planet.” 
Graeme tried to get up but Charles pushed him gently back onto the floor.
“Just rest awhile. You are still very weak and your pulse is erratic. Ugly women are all you could manage at present,” Charles grinned at him and went to the flight deck.
Graeme realised that there was a cushion under his head and a quilt over his body.
He had to admit that he really did feel weak. 
A day later Graeme joined Charles on the flight deck and looked at the screens. He raised his eyebrows “Towns?” 
“Aye. And a network of roads between them. No cars but quite a traffic in what looks like horse drawn vehicles. Still a fire based culture. Can’t see any evidence of electricity or industry.” 
“Back to the simple life, then.” 
“Life, at least,” Charles nodded. 
“Any idea of what they look like?” 
“No. None. Nobody wants to look up just at the right time.” 
They spent some time manufacturing clothing that seemed to approximate what the locals were wearing as best they could estimate and, eventually, eased the ship down onto a deserted piece of land in a forested area. 
The lift lowered them gently down to the ground with only the slightest hiss of the hydraulics. They crept through the trees to where they had seen the nearest town until, at last, they could see the houses at the edge. It appeared quite civilised but there was still no sign of any heavy industry or energy usage above that of fire. 
Some people were moving about, doing small jobs here and there. Graeme and Charles walked slowly over to where they were and watched. A small boy looked at them curiously and went to an adult. He pointed at Graeme and Charles; there followed a discussion and the adult, with two companions came over and spoke. 
“I’m sorry, we don’t know what you are saying,” Charles spread his hands out. 
The people took a pace back and frowned. There was more discussion and another approach. The man used some sign language that neither of the two understood. Charles remarked that they were very similar in appearance to themselves and tried a bit of sign language back. This was clearly not understood either. 
The leader of the group stroked his chin and surveyed the two of them as if he was wondering what to do next. Charles picked up a stick and tried to draw in the sandy ground a picture of the area they were in at the moment. 
Then Graeme’s watch alarm went off. He automatically switched it off and reached in his pocket for his painkillers. 
Suddenly the crowd was upon them. The tablets were taken from him and the watch ripped from his wrist. 
“What’s happening, Charles?” 
“I dinna ken...,” Charles got out before he was gagged and tied. 
They were dragged off to the centre of the town. A man appeared wearing a tall black hat. He took out a book and intoned various pronouncements that all seemed very serious. He punctuated the speech with much pointing upwards and prodding of the book he carried in his right hand.
Eventually he nodded and pointed to something behind Graeme and Charles. They were dragged up some logs and lashed to something hard and round. 
Then someone lit the logs and the crowd sang.