Saturday, May 16, 2015

Lottery Tickets



For many years I have regarded life itself as a sufficiently large gamble without scratching at the itch of fate that bleeds doom, despair and despondency.
We gamble every time we make a decision involving our lives. Spending hard earned cash to line someone else’s acquisitive pocket is not, to my mind, a satisfactory manner in which to proceed.
Of course, we pour money into another person’s coffers every time we make a purchase—that is reasonable. We choose what we want; we evaluate the worth of that purchase and then, if we are male and need it we buy.
Women have a slightly different logic. If an item is on sale for a large percentage of the list price cut from the tag then they will buy it. Men will pay over the odds for an item they need.
Similarly, haggling over the price is a female thing; men will not debase themselves by pleading poverty even if it is an abstract idea.
Thus we exchange currency in the form of cash, cheque or plastic for an item that we then take home.
If we gamble we only take home a piece of paper that says, “You have just lost $X (or £/Baht/Rupiah/Yuan/etc.). We thank you for your custom.”
Inherent, and inferred, in that statement is the message, “Goodbye, Sucker! Come again—soon.”

Every time we get into our cars or walk down the street we take a gamble. We never know what is the other side of the minute hand on our watches. This presumes that we are not wearing a digital watch.
As a digression: I have superb watch but I cannot wear it. My beloved wife purchased it for me but was doubtful whether it would actually go around my substantial wrists. The sales assistant demonstrated how long the strap was by encircling it around her upper arm thus proving that it would fit me. It did not. I have, like most Engine Fitters, robust wrists.
There are many people who dislike taking risks. They fear to take a dip into the unknown preferring the company of the known, the unchanging.
But life is constantly changing. Life is a series, almost day-to-day, of changes of a requirement for us to adapt.

Many years ago, when I was small, the shop owner of Carter’s hardware store in Budleigh Salterton showed me a small plastic box with a dial on it.
When I asked what it was he told me that it was a radio. How I laughed!
Radios are big and run off the mains electricity or, at the very least, a tractor battery.
He tuned it on. Music came out. I was agape.
I wanted to know where the battery went. He showed me this small battery inside.
“How long does that last?” I enquired—thinking that it would be, perhaps, a minute, or so.
“At full volume, left ‘on’? About a week,” he said.
I was stunned. My first transistor radio.

Only a short while previously I had seen an aeroplane fly overhead, from Exeter airport, that had propellers but there was no loud engine sound.
My first turbopropeller powered aircraft.

Since then life has been full of changes. Hand-held telephones, computers, lap-tops, iPads and pods, satellite television, revelations in new systems and psychologies of Aircraft Maintenance.
We adapt.

Life is a gamble. Always. We take our lives in our hands every time we set out to go somewhere; not just to the corner store or to exotic new locations but everywhere.
Each time that we venture out we enter a new risk phase.

People often do not want to take risks. They often want to live quietly and peacefully somewhere safe. Yet they are constantly taking risks because life is a gamble.

I am reminded, on a frequent basis, that people are frightened of change. They fear the unknown in life. They tell me, from time to time, that they are unworthy; that life is not fair; that they should never have been born in the first place because they are miserable.
Let me just do a swift calculation for you:
Odds Against Being Born:
400,000,000 sperms per ejaculate.
From age 15 to 70 average one ejaculate every two days
55years x 365 + 14 (Leap Years) = 20,089 ejaculates
+ 8,035,600,000,000 sperms
If you are the only child that means the odds of you being born and not someone else was:
8,035,600,000,000:1
Now factor in the eggs!!!

Those odds are astronomical. You stand far more chance of winning the lottery than of being born. You are already a winner just by the very fact of your existence.

But I still don’t buy lottery tickets. I believe I’ve already won the big one—no point in pushing it, is there?