Several friends of
mine are Scottish. Not really important but I thought, at this time, that I’d
like to point out that I’m not a racist and my friends are from all over the
place. Even Scotland.
And America. Cute,
aren’t they. Americans. Unless they’ve got a couple of semi-automatic firearms
and a hazy idea of right and wrong.
This doesn’t make
them all that different from anybody else really although, on the face of it,
it won’t matter very much soon, will it?
I refer to the
strange idea that for some inexplicable reason it has been decided by someone
we don’t know that at some precise point in history, that is hidden from us, that on
the 21st of December this year we are, all of us, going to die.
Actually, that is
not what is said.
What is said is that
the Mayan Calendar ends on this date. Exactly on this date. Midnight, even.
So there is a bit of
precision in this prediction. Not merely, “At some point in 2012...” nor at,
“Some point in December, 2012...” but at midnight.
Is that the first stroke
of the clock or the last?
This is important.
Because if it is the first stroke then we won’t hear the last stroke. If it is
the last stroke we can all luxuriate in whatever final fling we are having
while the clocks strike.
Which gives rise,
for me, to another problem.
Whose midnight is
it?
Is this a rolling
‘end of the World’ starting in New Zealand and spreading westwards? Shall we
listen out for a sudden quiescence from the Antipodes radio stations?
I return to what I
said before.
The prediction is
based on the end of the Mayan calendar. It does not say that everyone is going
to die.
Actually, it doesn’t
say anything. It makes no predictions
at all.
All the alarmist
soothsayers who are peering gloomily into their crystal balls marked ‘product
of Maya © King Doofry, AD 350’ are reading into it what they want to see.
It may well be that
the World, as we know it, may come to some sort of end on 21st
December but that doesn’t indicate any sort of mass extinction of humans.
Of course, the
Mayans might have predicted the ‘Rapture’ without knowing what it is so there
is a possibility that a select few may disappear but, for the rest of us, don’t
say anything untoward at your Boss. You will, very likely, be back into work on
Monday morning, as usual.
I do appreciate some
of the lampooning that is going on. Some are quite witty:
“If the Mayans were
so good at making predictions, there would still be Mayans.”
Two Mayans - one
with a tray and one with a large piece of rock. The one with the tray says, “Fancy
a tequila?”
The ‘rock man’ says,
“I really wanted to finish this but, what the hell, it won’t be the end of the
World...”
Then there was a
fellow who reasoned that it wasn’t really an ‘end’ it was just that they ran
out of rock...
According to top
astronomers there are no orbiting rocks that are about to hit us. At least, not
big enough to wipe us out. Sunspot activity is on a peak but no more than it
has been in the past.
Nothing.
This will, of
course, be desperately disappointing to certain sections of the population.
Some of them yearn for death for various reasons and others who are so bored
that anything on this scale to happen in their lifetime will be the most
exciting thing that could possibly happen to them. For a few minutes. Possibly.
I shall continue
writing. Being that I am, possibly, one of the most boring people in creation I
expect nothing to happen and life to trudge on as it has for the last sixty
plus years.
That said, life has
been, and continues to be, very good. Wonderful, in fact.
Expecially when you
consider the alternative.
Which we shall find
out about on the 21st. Apparently.
Well said there David!!Nobody is capable of precisely putting an instant when all will come crumbling down...
ReplyDeleteAs you pointed out, it is quite apparent that some section of the population indeed gets a buzz out of this.There will be a lot of disappointed people,particularly when the date in every corner of mother earth turns 22.12.12 and nothing extraordinary happens..
Obviously of course, we have no power to prevent whatever apocalyptic disaster some are predicting, if it was indeed going to happen. In any case, we are hoping for the best and living with a bit of comfort that surely the technological prowess we have in the modern day and era would have at least identified what will happen, rather than vague speculation and a bunch of malarkey some are giving us.
Its a wait game now...either way someone will be proved wrong!
I think you should write a 'Blog' of your own, Manfred.
ReplyDeleteYou are right. Remember the fracas about Y2K and all the software and rubbish we went through for that?
If there is some apocolyptical cataclysm then what are we going to do about it? Sit back and have a mug of tea, is my vote.