This is a faraway place. It is far away from my home and
from my family. It is that second part that is worse for me.
It is not ‘far away’ in terms of huge distances but it is
too far to go home each evening; thus I am deposited in a hotel.
The hotel is adequate. If I am to be fair I will say that
it is more than adequate. The food is excellent, the rooms are clean and the
bed is comfortable. The TV coverage is a little sparse but that is, probably,
only to be expected of hotel TV’s.
There is internet but it is so slow that the computer
tells me that I am not connected to it or that the server for the page I want
is ‘not responding’!
The staff tell me that if I go to the café there will be
better access to the internet. Possibly there is but the café has a buffet in the
evenings. I have seen it. It is magnificent.
There is a danger that I should overeat if I go there and
then not be able to sleep at night.
Then I should, very likely, become even fatter.
The doctor, who is a really lovely man for whom I have the
greatest respect, told me that there are certain foods I should, at my age,
avoid.
It seems to me that the foods to be avoided are all those
dishes that one eats in total enjoyment.
You will be familiar with that feeling of pleasure and
contentment when certain choice morsels cross your lips and hit the tongue.
Malaysia, where I live, is full to the brim with such
wonderful tastes.
Doctor tells me not to eat them. They are, he says, if not
actually inimical to my health then dangerous to a high degree.
What is left?
The tasteless, the bland, the pap. That is what remains.
What to do? Spend the rest of my, now lengthened, life in
misery watching others masticate the choicest morsels while I eat gruel and
porridge? Not, I add quickly, that there is anything wrong with either gruel or
porridge cooked correctly; but, taken as a sole diet after sampling the treats
on display they could get somewhat boring.
The alternative?
Eat everything and live a shorter life that is full of joy
and pleasure.
The doctor and I have now come, I do believe, to some sort
of agreement. The root of it is that I shall eat what I like and then, should I
become ill, he will fix it.
He gets paid for this so we will both be happy.
Failing that I shall be dead but, then, we all have to go
at some point—nobody, as they say, gets out of this alive!
One wonders how this thought will extend into the future.
There is a loud calling for people to eat more vegetables. Perhaps this is to
the extent of eating exclusively vegetation. The thinking seems to be that
growing plants is a more efficient method of using the available land than
using animals to process the plants into meat.
Will our space pilots of the future be exploring the wide
black yonder on a diet of rice, maize, alfalfa and soybean? Perhaps they will,
after a time, phase out the pseudo-meat flavoured soya products and make
pretend broccoli instead.
Were does it end. No more fried eggs for breakfast? If
there’s no veal and no beef from whence do we get our milk? Soya milk is very
nice but it gives me terrible gas!
It is said that there is not much that is worse than a
fart in a spacesuit! Can you imagine a ship with a soya fed crew?
Hopefully
there will also be no smokers, “Don’t light that…”
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