Well. Mermaids, eh? Where will it all end? They should
leave science fiction to science fiction writers.
Two hours ago I was asked if I should like to cosy up with
the missus and watch a documentary on ‘Discovery’ channel.
I have some respect for ‘Discovery’ as I do for ‘National
Geographic’ and ‘Animal Planet’. What I do not have, as a general rule, is time
to watch these channels.
Still, tonight an offer of a cuddle and a mug of hot tea
was too much to resist and, after all, ‘Discovery’ funded the BBC’s Natural
History Unit in making all those wonderful documentaries—mostly involving Sir
David Attenborough.
The settee was suitably adorned with pillows, hot tea was
delivered as promised and so we settled down to watch the show.
Oh, dear.
The ‘mockumentary’ was so full of holes, the film clips
were adorned endlessly with assumptions and false premises about apes leaping
from the trees and into the water followed by false conclusions—guesses, about
mermaids following whales around the planet on migratory routes. There was even
an interview with a hoary old German trawlerman called ‘Bauer’ (of course – any
relation to Jack?) who operates, purportedly, a boat out of Bremerhaven.
Bremerhaven is real. It is a Hanseatic Port in Bremen who,
in Werder Bremen, have a pretty fair football (soccer) team in the Bundesliga.
The rest was a fairy story.
What can be deduced from this?
Firstly, that ‘Discovery’ channel assumed that everyone is
a dunce and would swallow it hook, line and sinker? (Sorry, couldn’t resist
that!) Maybe they thought that everyone would immediately realise it to be
fiction and laugh at it.
If it is fiction from end to end, why was it on
‘Discovery’? Why not put it on ‘SyFy’ channel which is known World-wide for its
awful home made programmes.
What else? Well, for a fact, there is an awful lot of sea
out there. They said that we know more about the surface of the moon than we do
about the sea. That is true.
The ocean deeps are a mystery to us. Who knows what lurks
down there?
Only a short time ago we thought that the Coelacanth was
extinct and yet now, we are told, it is relatively common. Common as opposed to
extinct.
In the Pacific Ocean there are thousands of miles of drift
nets floating around. These nets are ‘lost’. The people that set them lost track
of them and now they patrol the ocean snaring all sorts of things that we know
nothing about, very likely. Certainly they catch dolphins, sharks and sundry
other creatures that die uselessly as a result of the loss of these nets.
Containers. There are thousands of containers that float
around the World’s oceans being a hazard to shipping of all sizes. They have
fallen off, or been pushed off, container ships that see them as dangerous to
their own well being in the event of a storm. Who knows what poisons these
things contain?
If we don’t know where these nets and containers are then
how do we know what is living in the oceans?
The likelihood of there being mermaids swimming about,
cooperating with dolphins and whales is too far fetched to contemplate but, who
knows, maybe there are oceanic chimpanzees who have adapted somewhere out
there.
In spite of our considerable knowledge there are still
huge gaps in our catalogue of wild things. Not least because there are
creatures out there that are evolving on almost a daily basis—viruses and
bacteria, for example. If they can then so can other, higher, organisms.
Now we enter the realm of the science fiction writer. We
are good at imagining things like this, it is what we do best.
‘Discovery’ channel should stick to what it does best and
show us real discoveries, factual ones.
Not all science is fiction and not all fiction is fact.
Let’s keep the two separate and save ‘snopes’, ‘wikipaedia’
and ‘Google’ a lot of trouble.
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