It is the
International Dateline.
I can
cope with most ideas, hypotheses and theories in some form or an other—indeed I
have several ideas of my own about sundry items about which we have already
shared time together.
This one
leaves me cold. This one is the creator of a kind of vortex in my head that
sucks everything else down with it and leaves me agape and numb.
Let’s
start with this.
We are
told, every year, that the people of the North Island in New Zealand are the
first to welcome in the New Year.
Yes, yes!
I’m sorry to harp on, seemingly endlessly, about this New Year business but
bear with me, please; I am becoming mentally inert.
According
to this diagram of the International Dateline it must be that the first people
to welcome in the New Year are those lovely people who reside in the Kiribati
Archipelago. Then celebrations will occur in Tokelau, Samoa and then, at about
the same time, between New Zealand and Fiji.
Are we
happy with that? Or not?
Now look
at American Samoa. They are located about an hour West of Kiribati. This means
that they will greet the New Year twenty-five hours later. They will be the
last people to be in the Old Year.
Have you
grasped what this means? It means that their children will not be able to open
their Christmas presents until twenty-five hours after the Children on
Kiribati.
How fair
is that?
If they
hop on a boat, or something, and nip over to Kiribati they will be able to open
their Christmas presents early—they could be the first children in the World to
open their presents; and then they could nip back to American Samoa and have
Christmas all over again with fresh presents twenty-five hours later.
How
‘cool’ is that?
This is
almost time travel, isn’t it? No special equipment necessary, no rocket ships,
and you can skip back a year. Well, just over a day but, when it comes to New
Year...
While the
necessity for some sort of International dateline existing is self-evident one
wonders at the irregularities in its shape.
Why could
it not have been straight? Or nearly straight. Perhaps the thin end of the
wedge occurred due to some political twist up at the Aleutian Islands due to
the need to make some reality programmes involving crabs up there.
But why
did this wiggling need to be continued down into the Pacific?
It has
more curves than Carla Gugino racing to Witch Mountain in a camper wagon!
Perhaps
next year we should all meet in American Samoa. Then we can spend all night and
day celebrating with everyone else welcoming in the New Year before we get down to the
serious business of celebrating 2015 ourselves twenty five hours later.
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