It was an ordinary afternoon. A typical day in the normally
boring routine of a military airfield.
Then.
An F-16 landed. It was from a Belgian Air Force base
called Beauvechain. This place is where the redoubtable Adjutant Premiere
(Warrant Officer First Class) Henri Heroufosse works; perhaps more about dear
Henri at another time.
The F-16 was not feeling very well. We had nobody in our
group who was able to sign for a repair on it although there were several of us
who could give a valid opinion on what ailed it.
The Belgian Air Force sent an expert. Dirk arrived in a
Magistere aircraft flown by a Walloon pilot.
Now, just to make this clear; Belgian is divided by two
groups of people. There are the French speaking people who, they believe, are
naturally superior and then there are the ‘underclass’ called the Flemish
people who speak a form of Dutch. There are, in many places, huge posters up
advocating ‘Seperatisme’.
Racism is not just a question of colour, as there are
those who will have you believe. It is disgusting where, and how, ever it
happens.
The F-16 is a single seat fighter aircraft—or this one
was. We watched, at this point somewhat fascinated, as the Magistere taxied out
and took off and then focussed our attention on the person that had climbed out
of it. ‘Was there,’ we asked, ‘anything he needed?’
He assured us that he had everything in his tool box so we
satisfied ourselves with watching.
Eventually, task completed, he stood back while the pilot
got in, we did the start drill and the aircraft disappeared.
At this point I asked the fellow about his return
arrangements. How was he supposed to get back to Beauvechain?
He shrugged and told me that the instruction had been to
get in the Magistere, come to us, fix the F-16. There was no more added to
that.
I telephoned the Belgian Air Force at Beauvechain. They
had no idea.
I telephoned the Belgian Air Force HQ in Waterloo. They
had no idea. Perhaps I could call again tomorrow when they would ‘sort
something out’.
Tomorrow, eh?
He and I went up to the Sergeant’s mess since our ‘guest’
was a Senior Non-Commissioned Officer (SNCO). They told me that there was no
reciprocal agreement between them and the BAF (Belgian Air Force) so there was
nothing could be done. Perhaps he could find a hotel overnight?
At this point I explained to them that he was wearing
coveralls, he is greasy and carrying a tool box. He has no cash, no
identification—nothing. Furthermore, his wife is heavily pregnant and he is
concerned for her well-being.
Nothing. Unmoved. After more remonstration, part of which
involved me explaining that this was one of the reasons I did not use the
Sergeant’s Mess because they were all a**holes in there, we departed for the
Motor Transport section.
“I’m sorry, we can’t help you,” the Sergeant said.
I emphasised the importance of getting him home because
his wife...
Nothing. No entreaty. No problem was too small that it
couldn’t be brushed aside or ignored.
We managed to get to Station Headquarters (SHQ – known to
all and sundry as ‘Handbrake House’) before they shut for the day.
“Could you give him a travel warrant, he needs to get
home?”
“Sorry. Not possible.”
“What is possible?”
“Nothing. Not our problem.”
I saw, in his office, the Officer in Charge of SHQ. A
Squadron Leader.
“You can’t go in there,” some Corporal told me. How close
was he to death at that point he will never know. I went ‘in there’.
After explaining the situation to the Officer who, at
least, gave ear and sympathy to the fellow’s plight, I had a flash of
inspiration.
“Sir, I am embarrassed and ashamed at the reaction of Her
Majesty’s Royal Air Force to one of our allies within the Structure of NATO. I
am disheartened by the negative response at his plight and the ‘jobs worth’
attitude of my colleagues. Enough of this nonsense. This man stands before you
with nothing. Nothing. He is a stranger stranded on a foreign military base, he
knows nobody here and those nobodies are not willing to help. This is
disgraceful. One wonders how we should feel if we were in his shoes. One
wonders how the Americans would have dealt with it, for example. Why has it
become such an issue? To hell with this crap. I will drive him home myself.”
“Good plan, Chief,” he said, “I will sign any claim you
care to bring for travel expenses. It is quite far.”
“It is quite far for both of us. Possibly it is even
farther for him—to walk.”
My Boss was notified that I was going; we got into my
Mercedes 300D Left Hand Drive (that I bought very cheaply courtesy of an ‘about
turn’ by the German Government) and set off for Belgium.
The intention was that I should drop him off at his house,
which was only a couple of hours away, and then return home.
The best laid plans, as they say, ‘gang aft agley’!
The man was called Dirk. Dirk Schmet von Bever. A lovely
fellow and great company on the trip into Belgium.
At the house his wife was so pleased to see him. She had
received a message from Beauvechain telling her that they had no clue when he
would be able to return.
His little girl, Marijke, rushed to me with a book
shouting, “HonselGretel, Kek, Kek.”
I had no idea what she meant but a glance at the book
quickly resolved her words into ‘Hansel and Gretel’. She was telling me to
‘look, look’.
Mrs. Dirk, her name eludes me for the moment, went to get
changed. It seems that they also had a plan that involved something called
‘mosselsuppe’.
I also had a sneaky feeling that I had seen her before.
Something vaguely familiar about her that I could not place. She was, as Dirk
had described, extremely pregnant. Her appearance was, in reality, that of a
large beach ball with legs and a small superstructure. There was concern in my
head about the safety of going out for fear that the baby might make an
immediate appearance.
We went to a place that was flat. Fields and fields full
of vegetables it seemed. In the middle of this expanse of nothingness was a
square block of a house. At the bottom of the house was a restaurant that
specialised in ‘mosselsuppe’.
We were presented with a vast bowl containing mussels in
their shells, A large plate of salad and another large plate, each, of chips
(potato fries). Once we had managed to shell the mussels there was soup at the
bottom with the mussels, now naked, in it.
It was utterly delicious. So very, very good. I was
stuffed.
When I dropped him and his family off at the house I said
to him that I still had this feeling that I had seen his wife before.
“Oh, yes. You probably have,” he laughed, “She is an
actress. She was in the ‘Fa’ commercials.”
‘Ding’! Le petit soleil flashed on in my head. There was
an advert for shower gel on the Belgian network in which this rather well built
young lady rinses off the suds in the shower from her... her... superstructure.
What do you say at that point? “I’m sorry, I didn’t
recognise your wife with her clothes on,” springs to mind.
I think I just came out with a somewhat lame, “Oh!” and
left.
Over twenty-six years later Dirk’s daughter will be over
thirty. I hope she takes after his wife and not Dirk.
I understand he went to Curacao to work for ‘Sabena’ but
the rest is lost in the mists of time.
So much trouble, so much to be ashamed of. So little help
for a stranger who just wanted to go home. Was there no shame, no guilt in the
minds of those who abandoned him? How hard would it have been to wait for half
an hour to see if he needed a flight home?
Who sent him, without any identification or cash, to
another country? What sort of pre-planning, forethought, went into that?
None.
The only thought was, “Rescue the F-16 and pilot.”
End of plan.
Dirk was, essentially, disposable.
After all this time I cannot remember Dirk’s face.
I remember his wife.
Parts of her.
In the shower...
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