I have a vivid memory of
falling. It seemed to be a very long drop that was, it turns out, about seven
feet—or a little over two metres. Not so far, then.
It was traumatic, though.
The circumstances were very
simple, as these things tend to be.
I was drunk. Very drunk. It
was a rare evening when we had time to visit the various watering holes around
the town of Ndola in Zambia. Visit them we did.
Error number one.
We sampled a large quantity
of the local brew with the idea that we should proceed on to the ‘Railton Club’
afterwards for a final ‘top-up’.
The ‘Railton Club’ was the
haunt of railway workers, as you might suppose. It was well attended and we, as
members of Her Majesty’s Armed Forces were honorary members.
We liked the ‘Railton Club.
It was convivial.
I never made it that night.
Having filled myself with
beers I decided that I should not be able to make the walk up to the Club and
would be best served by returning to our billet in the Adult Education Centre
where we were accommodated in one of the classrooms.
Immediately in front of this
centre was a large grassy area. Rather than walk all the way up to the paved
path that led into our accommodation I decided that it would be far wiser to
cut across the grass to the gate.
This was the second error.
Towards the fence there was a
shadow across the grass that I took to be just a slight depression whose
darkness was amplified by the dim street lighting.
Into this slight depression I
stepped.
Error number three.
It was a monsoon drain with
an approximate depth of, as mentioned above, around seven feet.
I have, thereafter, a vague
recollection of hands helping me out of the drain but the main memory does not
really begin again until I was in the clinic with the Medical Officer swabbing
blood off me.
There were two local gentlemen
hovering around with anxious looks on their faces. The story is that they had
seen me fall into the drain but had not seen me emerge. They came over and
lifted me bodily out and took me into the clinic.
I tried to reward them with
large currency notes but they said that they should be in terrible trouble if
they were seen with money; people would ask from whence it came to the point
where arrest was a distinct possibility.
Denying any recompense other
than my sincere thanks, they departed, leaving the M.O. to clean me up.
As far as I could make out,
the contents of my wallet were intact. A considerable sum since I had been
saving all my pay and allowances to get married—saving it in cash, moreover! No
bank accounts in those days, you know.
The M.O. said that my
jacket—a wonderful blue Moygashel linen from the Ulster Weavers, was very
likely ruined. It was soaked in blood.
Attempts to remove the blood
by immersing in cold water over several days failed miserably.
After working for a while on
my head, the M.O. declared that the only injury he could find—given that the
rest of me was still working, were two small holes in my ear.
“Something,” he told me, “has
bitten you.”
What that ‘something’ was we
never discovered but it still hurts today in cold weather.
Fortunately Malaysia is
rarely cold enough to induce such symptoms.
I did return to the monsoon
drain the next morning to see if anything had died in there as a result of
dieting on my blood…
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