For
most of my life I have seen no point in spitting. Anywhere. At any time.
I
have wondered, even as a youngster, why people, men mostly, do it?
Is
it manly? Does it make them feel more ‘macho’? What is the purpose? What is the
point of it?
Right
now you are, quite possibly, asking if I am some sort of soft, gentle person
who knits his own dresses.
You
should know that I have boxed, played rugby, cricket, football (badly!) and
been an excellent football (‘soccer’ in the USA) referee.
At
no time during any of these sports have I felt the need to spit. The need to do
so still perplexes me.
I
watch footballers celebrating scoring a goal by sliding effortlessly along on
the grass in a kneeling position and wonder what it is that lubricates their
slithering. Can it be, I ask myself, that there is a layer of mucus coating the
turf?
The
question of expectorating on a sports field came strongly into my head when,
quite recently, I was watching a game of cricket, not involving cheaters, when
– heaven forfend, an Umpire cleared his throat to the side of the wicket at
which he stood! A cricket Umpire! A man who is exalted above all others. A
figure of decency, fair play and moral rectitude! Spat. On the wicket!
The
World, I thought, is about to end. Things can get no worse than this.
There
was a time when you never saw Rugby Football players spitting. They bled
copiously all over the pitch but spit? Never! It just wasn’t done. Not the
thing, old chap!
Now?
They are all at it.
They
are all about cheating, too. How did this happen? It is, whatever else it might
be, a game – a sport. There was no need to cheat. You won or you lost by your
own merits, or lack of!
Cheating was reserved for Olympic athletes whose determination to win Gold would be
driven to any means possible. This included taking proscribed substances.
Now?
They are all at it.
Footballers
use ‘professional fouls’, as they are euphemistically termed, frequently. They
fall down and appeal to the referee for a foul against them.
It
happens in all sports. Even cricket. Ball tampering has always been a major problem
- it is against the rules. It is seeking to gain an unfair advantage over the
opposition.
No
doubt there are cheats in equestrian sport just as there are in golf.
This
is not just about money – although there is no doubt that there are large sums
of cash involved in most sports these days. Rugby football tried, for many
years, to ‘keep it clean’ by having amateurs play Rugby Union and professionals
were restricted to Rugby League. That fell apart when the Union players started
receiving under the table cash and the ‘Powers-That-Be’ knuckled under and
allowed Union players to receive cash benefits.
Now
cheating is ubiquitous. Sad to say. Even in our beloved cricket there is
cheating.
But
they never used to spit.
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